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One thing about Janice Dickinson she holds nothing back in her effort to put herself at the forefront of the entertainment gossip groupies. Janice can’t wait to tell anyone who’ll listen that she was the world’s first Supermodel.

The blabbermouth who puts new meaning into the word “white trash” seems to love taking swipes at her fellow entertainers and offering tantalizing tidbits on her sex life.

It’s been half awhile since Tyra Banks fired Janice Dickinson from America’s Next Top Model, but the wound hell hath no fury for the classless Janice…….

• “I was on that show for five seasons, I made that show a hit!”
• “Can you imagine for five seasons sitting next to Miss Tyra Banks and listening to her go off…you could land a helicopter on her forehead.” ”She’s huge. She’s a big woman. I used to think she was a man. I used to look at her and think, ‘Something isn’t right here.”

Just to confirm her classless state, we found a few tidbits we thought we’d share….

• She claims to have had affairs with a string of celebrities, including Warren Beatty, Sylvester Stallone and Jack Nicholson.
• “I’ve slept with women, including supermodels, in the past. Everyone did. You’re away for a month working. What are you supposed to do? You play with each other. I don’t do it any more. I’m a mom, I don’t want people thinking I’m out there writhing about with women.”
• But I’d like to get into bed with the Queen – and her Corgis.
• Janice has referred to herself as “a gay man in a supermodel’s body,”
• She joined the judging panel for “America’s Next Top Model” in 2003. However, she was fired because of her stance against plus-sized models.
• Janice claims Mick Jagger has a small penis. Janice said that it was as small as an infant’s penis.
• Like many other celebrities, Janice is a cougar (Janice is 55 and she has a 32 year old boyfriend). She claims that he’s a good guy and she hopes that he’s faithful with her. Howard Stern asked if she’s worried about it being a Sandra Bullock situation. Janice said she hopes she doesn’t. She said she may have to have him followed to make sure he’s not doing what Jesse James was. Howard asked Janice if she’s able to keep up with her 32 year old sexually. She said she can. She has gone through menopause but she doesn’t need any lubricants. Howard said Robin claims the same thing. Janice said she’s juicy. Howard said Robin claims she doesn’t need any lube for anal either. Janice said she doesn’t either. (Apparently the world’s trashiest Supermodel doesn’t know that somethings are on a “need to know basis”)
• Howard asked Janice if she ever had a threesome. She said she has and she’s done it with two women and with two men. Howard asked what that’s like with two men. She said that she had someone that was so hot. She said it was with Rob Lowe. Janice said it was Rob and one of his buds. Janice said this was like 25 years ago and it was great.

As Alec Balwin says…..”Janice Dickinson is undereducated and over-medicated”

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Tackless cougar, Janice Dickinson, appears to be getting another reality show. Apparently the theme of the new show is for her to go on a cougar dating binge. Janice will be choosing boy toys who will be waiting on her like she’s a princess.

When you’re getting old, have completely fu…ked up your plastic surgery and need to cling to anything to keep yourself in the limelight, you’ll do just about anything. After she made a complete ass of herself on the soon to be forgotten “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here” you’d have thought the networks would get wise.

I feel sick and this is one show that will be off my list….

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Actor, Michael Douglas recently opened up to Elle Magazine about his seduction at 16 by a couple of his Mom’s friends.

“There were a couple friends of my mother’s when I was 16 and they were 30. I wouldn’t want to get any of them in trouble, but they’re probably all dead by now.”

The actor, who is now married to Catherine Zeta-Jones, was well known for his romantic escapades in his youth and was reportedly admitted to rehab in 1990 to be treated for sex addiction, although Douglas later described the reports as inaccurate. It seems now that his romantic skills were learned first hand by a couple of Mrs. Robinsons

They may be old babes now, but those lucky cougars were the front-runners in another era.

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If you’re a cub (younger man) living in Australia, you might want to take notice of the upcoming Sydney Cougar Convention being held at Burwood RSL on February 12th. The convention is coinciding with the premiere of the hot television show, Cougar Town starring Sydney Cox.

Relationship guru  Rich Gosse is holding threecougar conventions in Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne looking for regional Miss Cougars. The final event will move to the Sunshine Coast in June to name Miss Cougar Australia 2010.

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At 63, Helen Mirren should be sitting at home tending to her garden and grandchildren. This Academy Award winning actress is seen showing off her wonderful body while on a vacation in Puglia, on the southern tip of Italy, with her film director husband Taylor Hackford.

Looking at the picture and Helen’s enviable curves, it seems hard to believe that this is the same actress whose portrayal of the Queen won her an Oscar. Yet this was no retouched studio shot, with the only work to transform her toned body having been carried out during gruelling hours in the gym.

She bought a castle in the neighbourhood to celebrate her 2007 Academy Award for Best Actress.

To celebrate her 2007 Academy Award for Best Actress, she bought a 500-year-old building and grounds near Lecce and immediately drew up big plans for the estate with refurbishment work starting last summer. The property was uninhabitable, with tumbledown walls and a driveway that was little more than a dirt track. Her new Italian home is surrounded by high fortified walls and has a mature vineyard within its grounds. The Mediterranean can be seen half a mile away.

Dame Helen also owns an enormous home in California and a property by the Thames in Wapping, East London.

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Some love stories just pull at the heart strings. This is the story of Britain’s oldest bride. She’s 94 and her boy toy is a measly 86.

It seems that Winston Barraclough met Bess Atkins in 2005 when Winston, a widower, was volunteering as a bus driver for the local hospital. His bus picked her up from her home and he instantly “took a shine” to Bess, a former civil servant, who had been a widow for 40 years. During that first fateful drive, he actually stopped to buy her a box of chocolates!

But it was only later, when she went searching for him, that romance blossomed. “When he dropped me off on that first meeting. I didn’t even know his name but I tracked him down to a shop in the centre I knew he visited,” Bess said.

“I was a bit nervous when I rang him to ask him around for a coffee – I thought he might think I was a fast woman.”

“But we had a great chemistry and I thought why not?”

Bess said Winston proposed to her in January of this year on New Year’s Day.

“Winston said he had something serious to say,” she said. “I thought it was some medical problem and feared the worst,”

Instead he popped the question – “Will you be my wife please. I would love to marry you.” Bess was shocked but I said “Yes, that would be lovely.”

Bess and Winston exchanged vows April 5 at St Nicholas Church in Hornsea, East Yorkshire, which happens to be the same church in which the new Mrs Barraclough first married almost 70 years ago, ten days before the outbreak of the Second World War.

Bess remarked that “Marrying in the same church was lovely and brought back “a lot of happy memories.”

The Rev. Phillip Lamb, who married them, said: “Love has no boundaries. It’s never too late for anyone and Winston and Bess are living proof of that.”

What did I learn from this lovely little tidbit?

• There’s hope for me yet. I need to start considering a boy toy that doesn’t necessary have the physique of Matthew McConaughey.
• I haven’t had a box of chocolates bought for me for some time. The chocolates the children give me get classified under “obligations to the old lady”, and don’t qualify.
• I need to quit hanging around the local coffee shops and Wal Mart and start prowling the bus stops.
• I’d like to know what hospital hires an 83 year old coot to drive it’s buses?

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Poor weird Annie – Anne Heche says she can no longer afford to pay the nearly $15,000-a-month in child and spousal support because she’s unemployed after the cancellation of Men In Trees.

In a court declaration, Heche indicated her financial straits were dire and that she can no longer afford to pay the $14,798 in monthly support, along with private school tuition for her 6-year-old son Homer, the mortgage on her house in Canada where Men In Trees filmed, rent on her Los Angeles home and car expenses.

“Since January 18, 2008, I have been unemployed and had no income from employment except for one very short-term contract for a movie role.

Anne might stand a better chance of getting out of the support payments if she went back to her old “I’m Crazy” routine.

She made claims in television interviews and in her autobiography, Call Me Crazy, that she was mentally ill for the first 31 years of her life. She also claimed to have an alter ego that was the daughter of God and half-sibling of Jesus named “Celestia,” who had contacts with extraterrestrial life forms. In her book, she explained that before her split with DeGeneres, she was contacted by “God” and told He would walk with her for seven days.

I think the judge might be a little more sympathetic if “Celestia” applied for a little give in her monthly expenses.

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Boy-Toys Speed Dating Event To Catch A Sugar Mama

Why would 5,000 hunky American men want to attend a speed dating event featuring women over 35? Duh!

The ladies who attended the speed dating event in New York needed to prove they had over 4 million in assets and earned over $500,000 per year. The ladies were on the prowl for boy-toys.

Of the 5,000 potential boytoys, only 20 were selected.
Catch the video…..

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I always like to think of brides as demure, radiant beings who, for the most important day of her life will shine above all others gathered to celebrate her wedding. For a brief moment in time she epitomizes womanhood and carries with her the hope for the future.

So much for that bull!

It seems a rather “mature bride out of Port Chester, New York has just spent that last 6 days in the county lock up after a dispute at her wedding reception.

Both the bride and groom were arrested at their wedding reception and charged with disorderly conduct after the bride trashed a set of conga drums in a spat with the band. It seems our little bride wasn’t happy with the music. She was also accused of breaking one of the band’s speakers and was ordered to pay $1500 in restitution for the damage. Our 41 year old mature bride pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct and was sentenced to the six days she’s already spent in the slammer.

She probably needed the 6 days R&R to recover the effect of the stun guns that were used on she and her bridegroom during their wedding fracas.

God help her husband if she’s not happy with his performance!

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Babushka Misses Her Chance For A Boy Toy

The old babe in this video misses her chance for a dream boy toy. Not only is he hot, he drives a Mercedes (which qualifies him as a stud even if he looks like Danny DeVito).