Dedicated To Mature Women & Older Women Younger Men Relationships

There are some thingns in this life that can literally shake your world. I came up with these funny facts we all need to know….

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7  months and 6 days you would have  produced enough sound energy to
  heat one cup of coffee.
  (Hardly seems worth it.)
  
• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas  is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
  (Now that’s more like it!) 
• The human heart creates enough  pressure when it pumps out to  the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  (O.M.G.!) 
• A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
  (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) 
• A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
  (Creepy, but I’m still not over the pig) 
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
  (Don’t try this at home,maybe at work) 
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
  (”Honey, I’m home. What  the..?!”) 
• The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can  you imagine?) 
• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
  (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
  (I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity) 
• Butterflies taste with their feet
  (Something I always wanted to know.) 
• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
  (Hmmmmmm….) 
• Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
  (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) 
• Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
  (okay, so that would be a good thing) 
• A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
  (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) 
• An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
  ( Sounds like my ex-husband.) 
• Starfish have no brains
  (Ditto - ex-husband and a few people I know.) 
• Polar bears are left-handed.
  (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer) 
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
  (What about that pig??) 

What woman hasn’t fantasized about being in a foreign country and meeting a handsome local who’ll sweep her off her feet.

I have spent countless thousands cruising, touring and vacationing in all corners of the globe with little or not luck in in this area. Finding a gigilo while travelling just isn’t what it used to be!

I didn’t know I was looking in all the wrong places. I’ve just discovered that I should have been visiting Turkey! A Turkish holiday resort hotel has sacked its entire male staff over their affairs and seductions with female guests.

Manager Pelin Yucel was quoted as saying: “It got beyond a joke. The last straw was when I caught my bartender coming out of a toilet with a woman guest.

“She was embarrassed but he was beaming all over his face.”

The 27-bedroom Image Hotel in Marmaris, where most of the guests are British or Russian, now employs only female staff.

Pelin added that she could rarely reach her night porter because “he was always in bed with one of the customers.

“The waiters would prey on older English women staying at the hotel. They would wait for them to come back from nights out — often drunk — then seduce them.

“They would have one guest one week, wave goodbye to her, and eye up the new guests as they arrived. It was hell.”

It’s a hell I’d have like to spent a week at!

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Is it any wonder that 34% of women over 40 are dating man who are younger than themselves? The kittens or younger women are busy trying to figure out what the hell they want out of life. Many still believe that they need a relationship to find happiness. They still believe in the dream wedding, the picket fence and living happily ever after, and they’re spending most of their time trying to find someone who’ll give it to them. They haven’t yet discovered that you can be happy even if you are single.

The cougar or mature women seem to have eclipsed this time of their lives. What’s more [tag]sexy than having the confidence to know that you can do everything a younger woman can and probably do it better.

Cougars have confidence and wisdom working for them. Somewhere through the years the cougar has discovered that happiness is not dependent on someone else. She could give a damn about the opinions of others as she has spent too many of her younger years toeing the line. She’s looking to explore life, love and sex and what better place to do it than with someone who’s got the vitality and youth and will appreciate her.

Find Yourself A Mature Woman!

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BoyToy or GirlToy -  I’m as confused as hell.

On the heels of a ruling that struck down California’s laws against gay marriage, Ellen DeGeneres announced her plans to wed longtime girl-toy, Portia de Rossi. Ellen, 50, and her longtime love (since 2004 which can be “longtime” by Hollywood Standards), Portia who’s 35, made the announcement before Ellen’s cheering audience.

The California’s Supreme Court ruled that people have a fundamental “right to marry” the partner of their choosing – therefore the previous ban on gay marriage was ruled unconstitutional.

One key to their happiness, DeGeneres said last year, is that they learn from one another. “She’s taught me lessons about myself, and I feel like I’ve taught her,” said the TV host. “We’ve both changed and grown, and we just feel like, ‘Oh, okay, this is completion.’ ”

Seems to me Ellen had similar things to say about wierd Anne Heche at one time!

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Boy-Toys Speed Dating Event To Catch A Sugar Mama

Why would 5,000 hunky American men want to attend a speed dating event featuring women over 35? Duh!

The ladies who attended the speed dating event in New York needed to prove they had over 4 million in assets and earned over $500,000 per year. The ladies were on the prowl for boy-toys.

Of the 5,000 potential boytoys, only 20 were selected.
Catch the video…..

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Men tend to date downwards and the older a woman gets the harder it is for her to find a partner. It’s a trend that is changing. The US National Association of Retired Persons surveyed its members a couple of years ago and found that 34 per cent of all women over 40 were dating younger men. But, by and large, women who are single in their mid to late-fifties find it much harder to get a date than women in their late-thirties.

This site is out to change that statistic. Older women and younger men are the way to go.

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