It just doesn’t seem fair. Ivana Trump and I are close to the same age. How is it she’s able to land a hot boy toy like Rossano Rubicondi? The best I can do is any guy over 70 who’s had too much to drink normally makes a pass at me. (I think I look like the type that carries a mickey in her purse)

We both have blonde hair and green eyes. She obviously exercises a little more than I do and I’m guessing I’m unlikely to meet Mr. Hot Pants by hanging out at Wal Mart on a Saturday night.

Nevertheless, it pisses me off. Think I’ll make myself feel better by having another piece of that chocolate cake.

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This “patron saint of women scorned” has made an art out of reinventing herself. She’s right up there with the likes of Madonna.

It was rumored that Ivana walked away from the divorce with a reported 25 million+, and proudly declared “don’t get mad, get everything” True to her word, over the 15 years she’s been on a mission to out-trump Trump at every available opportunity.

Managing to outshine her husband at every turn, her wedding last month is a prime example of why the Czech Bridget

Bardot, is one of our favorites in our cougar category.

You be the judge…..

The Donald

• married a much younger spouse 24 years his junior
• m arried at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida
• Melania wore a $200,000 satin and rhinestone Dior gown and Fred Leighton jewels for their wedding
• Donald’s had a seven-tier cake that weighed over 200 pounds
• Donald Trump’s guests were entertained by a 36-piece string orchestra that was local
• He’s constructing a paltry 64 storey building in Las Vegas

Ivana

• married a much younger spouse 24 years her junior
• married at Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida
• Ivana wore 450 carats worth of Leviev diamonds including a 71.76 carat diamond necklace and 6.39 carat oval-cut diamond earrings on her wedding night
• Ivana’s wedding cake was 12 feet tall and weighed in at 770 pounds
• Ivana had a 24-piece orchestra flown in from Paris
• She’s constructing an 80-storey, lipstick-shaped skyscraper in Las Vegas Ivana’s building is being marketed under the slogan, “In Vegas, Size Matters” (up yours Donald)

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Word has it the The Donald charged Ivana the wholesale price of $700,000 for hosting the 600 guests for her wedding at his Florida estate giving her and Rossano a special “deal”. The estate also hosted the Donald’s wedding to Slovenian model Melania Knauss in 2005.

Ivana was aided by 50 attendants, Ivana’s daughter with The Donald, Ivanka, was maid-of-honor, and their two sons, Donald Jr. and Eric, gave her away.

Donald Jr. in keeping with the classy delivered a bawdy speech that dwelled on his mother’s “great boobs.” He then proceeded to threaten his new step-father (who’s barely 4 years older than his new step-son) “We are a construction company and we have job sites, we lose people,” Donald Jr. told his mother’s fourth husband. “You better treat her right, because I have a .45 and a shovel.” Not exactly the type of son-in-law I’d like, but it appears it was all in good fun.

The ceremony was conducted by Judge Maryanne Trump Barry, Donald Trump’s sister, and featured a 24-piece orchestra flown in from Paris and a 12-foot (3.7-metre) chocolate wedding cake. Says wedding planner Cheryl Clisby: “It proves that no matter what the age of the bride, she gets whatever she wants on her wedding day.”

When asked whether the press should now refer to her as Ivana Rubicondi – “It’s Ivana Trump and Rossano Rubicondi.”

“Actually, forget that,” she corrected herself. “Just call me Ivana.”

Welcome to Ivan’s world Rossano

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The New York Post is reporting one of our favorite cougars is about to marry her boy toy. Ivana Trump, Czech-born businesswoman and former Olympic athelete, fashion model and ex-wife of mogul Donald Trump

Ivana Trump, is now sporting a bauble from her long time friend Rossano Rubicondi. The “bauble”, a 12-carat emerald-cut pink diamond engagement ring was designed by daughter Ivanka

When asked what he knew about the engagement, her son, Donald Trump Jr., responded, “You probably know as much as I do.”

Ivana: “I’ve had some practices at this, but it feels right, we are good for each other.”

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