I must be doing something wrong. It’s hard enough catching the eye of some boy-toy but these Australian ladies seem to have caught the fancy of a horny kangaroo.

The ladies are complaining about being stalked by an obviously aroused male kangaroo hanging around a walking track at the Honeymoon Ranges of Tennant Creek in the Northern Territory, Australia.

One female resident was walking along the bike path when she was followed by the well-endowed, amorous kangaroo.

“I turned around and saw this big kangaroo behind me, so I hastened my steps. It seemed a bit odd, but I continued walking and didn’t think much about it. Then on the return walk he was there waiting for me. With his male pride on full alert, he started circling me. There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing.”

The woman said the obviously aroused animal bounded off when other walkers approached and she sought to escape.

Later that day a mother-of-three encountered the aroused kangaroo at a night-time speedway meeting, while a man said he challenged the intimidating macropod and came off second best, receiving a swift punch to the face in response.

Northern Territory police told Reuters they were not pursuing the salacious mammal unless it continued to cause trouble.

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Senator Brown’s record win in Massachusetts this week, the U.S. Senate now has one of America’s Sexiest Men waiting in the wings to take his Senate seat. Scott Brown had the dubious honor of winning Cosmo Magazine’s “America’s Sexiest Man” based on a the June 1982 issue of Cosmo where he posed semi-nude for the cameras when he was a 22-year-old law student at Boston College.

I wonder if we could get him to strip down for the cameras now that’s his one of the rising stars of the GOP?

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I have spent countless thousands cruising, touring and vacationing in all corners of the globe with little or not luck in in this area. Finding a gigilo while travelling just isn’t what it used to be!

I didn’t know I was looking in all the wrong places. I’ve just discovered that I should have been visiting Turkey! A Turkish holiday resort hotel has sacked its entire male staff over their affairs and seductions with female guests.

Manager Pelin Yucel was quoted as saying: “It got beyond a joke. The last straw was when I caught my bartender coming out of a toilet with a woman guest.

“She was embarrassed but he was beaming all over his face.”

The 27-bedroom Image Hotel in Marmaris, where most of the guests are British or Russian, now employs only female staff.

Pelin added that she could rarely reach her night porter because “he was always in bed with one of the customers.

“The waiters would prey on older English women staying at the hotel. They would wait for them to come back from nights out — often drunk — then seduce them.

“They would have one guest one week, wave goodbye to her, and eye up the new guests as they arrived. It was hell.”

It’s a hell I’d have like to spent a week at!

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If you’re thinking about breaking your own private glass ceiling and considering an affair with a younger man consider the following before you do:

• Great sex is an important part of any relationship, but you may decide that great abs are not as important as a lover who shares some of your life’s experiences.

• Be careful. What if you fall in love with your boy toy? He may be thinking about getting married and having a family. Chances are you’ve already been there, done that. This type of glitch in a relationship is nearly impossible to overcome and the possibility of your May to December romance won’t have a future

• You’re going to need to expand you horizons somewhat. More important than years on the planet are shared values, similar interests, and chemistry.

• Are you going to have a hard time dealing with disapproval that may come from you friends and family?

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He has modeled for Tommy Hilfiger, Versace, Calvin Klein and Next; and achieved supermodel status after modeling for Hugo Boss. He has a pay rate of $30,000 a day. He is signed to Beatrice Model Agency in Milan, Italy, and Wilhelmina Models in New York City. He has recently appeared in a Macy’s commercial in early 2008

Halle gave birth to their daughter, Nahla Ariela Aubry, on March 16, 2008 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

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On the heels of a ruling that struck down California’s laws against gay marriage, Ellen DeGeneres announced her plans to wed longtime girl-toy, Portia de Rossi. Ellen, 50, and her longtime love (since 2004 which can be “longtime” by Hollywood Standards), Portia who’s 35, made the announcement before Ellen’s cheering audience.

The California’s Supreme Court ruled that people have a fundamental “right to marry” the partner of their choosing – therefore the previous ban on gay marriage was ruled unconstitutional.

One key to their happiness, DeGeneres said last year, is that they learn from one another. “She’s taught me lessons about myself, and I feel like I’ve taught her,” said the TV host. “We’ve both changed and grown, and we just feel like, ‘Oh, okay, this is completion.’ ”

Seems to me Ellen had similar things to say about wierd Anne Heche at one time!

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The ladies who attended the speed dating event in New York needed to prove they had over 4 million in assets and earned over $500,000 per year. The ladies were on the prowl for boy-toys.

Of the 5,000 potential boytoys, only 20 were selected.
Catch the video…..

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“We had never met but had a friend in common. I was visiting my friend one day and stashed my dog in his house. While we were out, Reza dropped by and walked in like he always did. My dog chased him out of the house, across the yard, and bit him on the butt as he was jumping over the fence to get away from her. I met him later that day, and I thought, ‘Who’s this cute guy who might sue me?’ ”

Instead of resorting to litigation, the two began dating and, in September 2001, tied the knot.

It looks like her dog recognizes a first rate rare steak when he sees one. Considering one of Geena’s many talents is dog training, I’d say she could replace the Dog Whisperer if she can train the dogs of mature women to seek out hot young [tag]boy-toys[/tag1].

Based on Geena and Reza’s love story, my lack of catching a boytoy for myself could be attributed to my own little princess “Sophie Sue”. She tends to attack a guy’s crotch rather than his butt.

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Demi said: “Somehow movies with real-life partners never seem to work in Hollywood.”

“We are very happy and very much in love. Ashton has many wonderful qualities and he is the ideal man for me.”

Demi – who has three teenage daughters from her marriage to Bruce Willis – said: “We would love a baby. It would just be fantastic. We are doing lots of practising. And you can’t complain about practising with him!”

Basically Demi likes to rub it in that she’s snagged one of the the hottest boy-toys in Hollywood. She’s also quick to point out that Ashton’s a great lay. So the next time your husband enters the room in his yellow polyester pants scratching his belly and passing gas – think about Demi.

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