On the heels of a ruling that struck down California’s laws against gay marriage, Ellen DeGeneres announced her plans to wed longtime girl-toy, Portia de Rossi. Ellen, 50, and her longtime love (since 2004 which can be “longtime” by Hollywood Standards), Portia who’s 35, made the announcement before Ellen’s cheering audience.

The California’s Supreme Court ruled that people have a fundamental “right to marry” the partner of their choosing – therefore the previous ban on gay marriage was ruled unconstitutional.

One key to their happiness, DeGeneres said last year, is that they learn from one another. “She’s taught me lessons about myself, and I feel like I’ve taught her,” said the TV host. “We’ve both changed and grown, and we just feel like, ‘Oh, okay, this is completion.’ ”

Seems to me Ellen had similar things to say about wierd Anne Heche at one time!

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So much for that bullshit!

Anne and her Men In Treesco-star and forever soul mate Canadian born[/tag]James Tupper[/tag], dumped their respective spouses for each other. Now that the series is history, what will happen to their fairy tale romance?

Anne’s finances it seems have taken a nose dive since the cancellation of the show and she apparently now can’t afford to support her stay at home hubby.

Who the hell would name their child Homer? Of course who the hell would marry someone with a name like Coleman Laffon?

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Poor weird Annie – Anne Heche says she can no longer afford to pay the nearly $15,000-a-month in child and spousal support because she’s unemployed after the cancellation of Men In Trees.

In a court declaration, Heche indicated her financial straits were dire and that she can no longer afford to pay the $14,798 in monthly support, along with private school tuition for her 6-year-old son Homer, the mortgage on her house in Canada where Men In Trees filmed, rent on her Los Angeles home and car expenses.

“Since January 18, 2008, I have been unemployed and had no income from employment except for one very short-term contract for a movie role.

Anne might stand a better chance of getting out of the support payments if she went back to her old “I’m Crazy” routine.

She made claims in television interviews and in her autobiography, Call Me Crazy, that she was mentally ill for the first 31 years of her life. She also claimed to have an alter ego that was the daughter of God and half-sibling of Jesus named “Celestia,” who had contacts with extraterrestrial life forms. In her book, she explained that before her split with DeGeneres, she was contacted by “God” and told He would walk with her for seven days.

I think the judge might be a little more sympathetic if “Celestia” applied for a little give in her monthly expenses.

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Our Janice Dickinson ranked 34th on the list.

Here’s the list

The top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood are:

1. Lindsay Lohan, actress
2. Kim Kardashian, model/actress
3. Spencer Pratt, reality show star
4. Jeff Kwatinetz, manager of company the Firm
5. Shia LaBeouf – the 21 year-old “Transformers” star
6. Heidi Montag, reality television star
7. Jessica Simpson, singer
8. Kiefer Sutherland, actor
9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul
10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people
11. Nick Hogan, son of pro wrestler
12. Courtney Love, rock singer
13. J.R. Rotem, music producer
14. Britney Spears, pop star
15. Brad Garrett, comedian
16. Ken Paves, celebrity hairdresser
17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress
18. Brad Womack, star of ‘The Bachelor’
19. Michael Jackson, singer
20. Cash Warren, Jessica Alba’s boyfriend
21. Audrina Patridge, “The Hills” star
22. Wilmer Valderamma, actor
23. Vanessa Minnillo, former VJ
24. Mel Gibson, actor
25. Michael Richards, comedian
26. Brandon Davis, a socialite
27. Isiah Washington, actor
28. Charlie Sheen, actor
29. Denise Richards, actress
30. Alec Baldwin, actor
31. Chad Michael Murray, actor
32. Steve-O, a daredevil performer
33. Nicole Richie, American celebutante
34. Janice Dickinson, former supermodel
35. Adrienne Curry, reality star
36. Anne Heche, actress
37. Bai Ling, Chinese-born American actress
38. Kevin Federline, Britney’s ex-hubby, singer
39. Shar Jackson, American television and film actress and rapper/singer
40. Scott Baio, American actor
41. Dustin Diamond, actor, musician, and stand-up comedian
42. Tila Tequila, actress and singer
43. Russell Crowe, actor
44. Kristin Cavallari, actress
45. Nick Carter, Backstreet Boy
46. Vanessa Hudgens, Disney star
47. Michelle Rodriguez, The Fast And The Furious actress
48. David Hasselhoff, Baywatch hunk
49. Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild creator
50. Tom Sizemore, actor

Once again proving our point – Janice Dickinson and Anne Heche are two of our favorite women we hate.

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