10 Tricks For Young Men To Dating Older Women
November 14th, 2008 by GiGi....Tags: cougar, funny, humor, mature women, younger-man-older-women
I don’t think I’ve ever met a man you had hardly any common sense. For you young studs out there looking to hook up with a mature older woman for the experience of a lifetime, here’s a few pointers to get your first date with your hot cougarheaded in the right direction:
- Trust me when I say she won’t be interested in the number of women you’ve slept with and your ability to drink a 24 without falling down
- She won’t want to hear about your sorry love life. Keep the Ex’s out of the conversation.
- Unless your a sumo wrestler, don’t pig out on that first date. Try not to wipe the spaghetti sauce off your face with your sleeve. Keep those eating noises to a minimum please.
- Stay off that damn cell phone. Put it on mute if necessary.
- Check your attire - no holes, stains etc., and if you’re wearing running shoes find some that aren’t riddled with holes.
- For God’s sake use deordorant. You guys tend to take the term “macho” a little too far.
- You’re probably a little awkward and baffled why the hell she picked you, but if you respond to her conversation with one syllable answers, you’re going to find yourself left high and dry. A mature woman expects her man to be interested in her and be able to hold his own in a conversation
- Some things are on a “Need To Know” basis. Try to keep some of those traumatizing experiences in your past to a minimum. This is a “Get To Know You Date”.
- So you’ve had 8 glasses of wine over dinner and you don’t like the way the guy at the next table is looking at you. I know you’d like to stand up and show her just how “Macho” you really are, but mature women don’t care to post bail on their first dates
- So she’s not what you expected and probably you’re not what she was hoping for either, so please remember to keep your roaming eye focused on your date. I know the chick at the next table is giving you the eye, but a little courtesy and good manners goes a long way.
These ten little dating tips for a younger man older woman relationship could apply to just about any dating senario.
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18 Valuable Life Altering Facts You Need To Know
November 8th, 2008 by GiGiThere are some thingns in this life that can literally shake your world. I came up with these funny facts we all need to know….
- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!) - The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!) - A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) - A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy, but I’m still not over the pig) - Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don’t try this at home,maybe at work) - The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(”Honey, I’m home. What the..?!”) - The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) - The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) - Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity) - Butterflies taste with their feet
(Something I always wanted to know.) - The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm….) - Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) - Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing) - A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) - An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
( Sounds like my ex-husband.) - Starfish have no brains
(Ditto - ex-husband and a few people I know.) - Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer) - Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
How Many Women In Menopause To Change Bulb?
October 25th, 2008 by GiGi
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?
Woman’sAnswer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I’m sorry.
What was the question?
What’s funny now? A little humor goes a long way!
I’m Looking For A Gigilo In Turkey
October 1st, 2008 by GiGi
What woman hasn’t fantasized about being in a foreign country and meeting a handsome local who’ll sweep her off her feet.
I have spent countless thousands cruising, touring and vacationing in all corners of the globe with little or not luck in in this area. Finding a gigilo while travelling just isn’t what it used to be!
I didn’t know I was looking in all the wrong places. I’ve just discovered that I should have been visiting Turkey! A Turkish holiday resort hotel has sacked its entire male staff over their affairs and seductions with female guests.
Manager Pelin Yucel was quoted as saying: “It got beyond a joke. The last straw was when I caught my bartender coming out of a toilet with a woman guest.
“She was embarrassed but he was beaming all over his face.”
The 27-bedroom Image Hotel in Marmaris, where most of the guests are British or Russian, now employs only female staff.
Pelin added that she could rarely reach her night porter because “he was always in bed with one of the customers.
“The waiters would prey on older English women staying at the hotel. They would wait for them to come back from nights out — often drunk — then seduce them.
“They would have one guest one week, wave goodbye to her, and eye up the new guests as they arrived. It was hell.”
It’s a hell I’d have like to spent a week at!
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Is Martha Stewart A Stalker
August 15th, 2008 by GiGiWe found thesefunny things thatMartha Stewart may do if she’s stalking you. A little humor for the Queen of Bitches
- You get a threatening note made up of letters cut from a magazine with pinking shears, and they’re all the same size, the same font, and precisely lined up in razor-sharp rows.
- That little tell-tale slice of lemon in the dog’s water bowl.
- On her show she makes a gingerbread house that looks exactly like your split-level, right down to the fallen over liquorice downspout and the stuck half-open graham cracker garage door.
- You find your pet bunny on the stove in an exquisite tarragon rose petal and saffron demi-glace with pecan crusted hearts of palm and a delicate mint fennel sauce.
- The unmistakable odor of potpourri follows you even after you’ve left the bathroom.
- You discover that every napkin in the house has been folded in the shape of a swan.
- No matter “where” you eat you discover your place setting always includes an oyster fork.
- Twice this week you’ve been the victim of a drive-by doilying.
- Your underwear drawer has been neatly organized by type and color.
- You wake up in the hospital with a concussion and endive stuffing in every orifice.
- You wake up one morning with a glue gun pointed squarely at your temple.
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Cougar Relationships
August 11th, 2008 by GiGiWhat is a ‘cougar relationship’?
Put quite simply, it is a relationship between an older woman and a younger man.
It seems there’s been an increase in this type of relationship over the last few years. But it is also something that has existed for a long time. It is often the older celebrity woman that gets noticed by the media when they have a relationship with a younger man. People like, Mae West, Mary Tyler Moore, Raquel Welsh and Susan Sarandon.
But what’s the attraction in a cougar relationship?
It has often been said that opposites attract, which is why men and women get together. Traditionally tough it has been the older man with a younger woman, usually not more than a few years between them. But why shouldn’t a man have a relationship with an older woman or indeed a woman have a relationship with a younger man. In societies nowadays, barriers are being broken down everywhere so why are cougar relationships still seen as unusual?
An estimate says that about 1/3rd of women aged 40 or over have dated younger men. So what’s the attraction for these women?
- Is it simply sexual, thinking that a younger man will have more stamina and satisfy them better?
- Is it a power thing, do these women enjoy having influence or a ‘mothering’ aspect over their partner?
- Is it simply female ‘trophy hunting’, are these younger men used as ‘trophy partners’. Maybe such women are trying to prove to themselves that they are still attractive and able to pull young virile men, possibly they have problems accepting their real age. Or is it simply that these women enjoy a loving successful relationship with a man who just happens to be their junior?
But what’s the attraction for the man? Does he see the woman as a ‘mother figure’? Does he see her as an older experienced woman; someone who will ‘teach’ him. Again, is it a ‘power thing’? does the guy see the wealthy, older woman as being powerful and feel that he will gain some power by being associated with her? Or could it simply be that the man is enjoying a loving relationship with a woman who just happens to be older?
Well, the answers are going to be as varied in number according to the number of such relationships. You see, each relationship is different and may involve many of the aspects mentioned above and maybe more. The point is, that such relationships should not be seen as unusual like they traditionally have been.
Yet there are problems with cougar relationships. Can such a relationship last as one partner gets older and the other has yet to reach middle age. Can such relationships bear the stress of having children. What if there are children already involved perhaps from previous relationships, especially if the children are older than the male partner!
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The Older Woman Younger Man Relationship
August 9th, 2008 by GiGiLike it or not, we are still living in a male dominated society. Take a look at Aleta St. James, the lady who had two kids at the age of 57. A man at the same age fathering children wouldn’t even raise an eyebrow.
This same mind set can be applied when referring the older women dating a younger man. When a mature woman dates someone her age or older she is likely to be congratulated on her relationship. But if the guy is a younger man, it may be considered unacceptable and even scandalous.
It’s not unusual for the younger man dating an older women to brag about his relationship to his friends, but very often the relationship is kept hidden from his family. Many young men don’t appear to have the guts to tell their families. They believe that their family and in particular their parents are not ready for their older woman/younger man relationship.
Is it possible that society is bogged down by numbers and is completely overlooking the benefits of any relationship that gives the partners love and satisfaction? It is highly likely that the families of these May to December romances have a long way to come before the young men will feel confident enough to step up and declare their love and fascination with older women.
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Matty Cakes Cheating On Sarah
July 25th, 2008 by GiGiFor those who have a love/hate relationship with talented actress Sarah Jessica Parker, they’ll be thrilled to hear the latest rumor.
Star Magazine alleges Broderick had a liaison with the unnamed 25-year-old woman from November to February while Sarah was shooting the big screen film, Sex And The City.
Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed “Matty Cakes.”
I find it hard to believe that there is someone else out there who finds Broderick appealing enough to lay. Her nickname for him says it all!
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Get Off Your Butt And Get Serious To Find A Date
July 24th, 2008 by GiGi....Tags: find a date, online profiles, Over 40, relationshipsI received an email the other day with one of my surfers bitching about all the work entailed in getting signed up with EHarmony. (it’s like filling in an application to get into the CIA!)
Duh! If you’re expecting to find a date, a friend or a serious relationship, you need to wake up. A little effort is involved in the process. This is a job! You need to approach your search for a partner the same way you’d approach a search for a new job.
I know it would be great if we could order a new partner or mate like we place our take out orders at restaurants.
- I take one kind, considerate, humorous, caring lover please looking for a long term relationship
- Make him tall and athletic with abs to die for
- I’ll have a side of a large bank account
- Thanks, and oh, I’m kind of in a hurry so can you ask the chef to put in my order ASAP?
Most people expect that the 2 minutes they spend on submitting their profile will be enough to warrant some interest in their profile. You’re living in a dream world if you think a couple of minutes of your time will reap you any meaningful rewards.
I don’t care if you’re over 40 or over the hill, to find a date, a lover or a friend you need to go back to all those online profiles you have and write and rewrite until you’ve captured the essence of who you are and what you’re looking for……
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Tacky Sexy Suzanne Somers
July 16th, 2008 by GiGiYou know you don’t want to see this, the never ending Suzanne Somers once again gives me another reason to put her on our Women We Love To Hate list…..
Sexy Suzanne manages to show us her private parts while selling one of her tacky dresses on HSN
Trust me you don’t want to see this unless you have a Love To Hate list too with Suzanne’s name on it…
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