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There are some thingns in this life that can literally shake your world. I came up with these funny facts we all need to know….

• If you yelled for 8 years, 7  months and 6 days you would have  produced enough sound energy to
  heat one cup of coffee.
  (Hardly seems worth it.)
  
• If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas  is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
  (Now that’s more like it!) 
• The human heart creates enough  pressure when it pumps out to  the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
  (O.M.G.!) 
• A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
  (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) 
• A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
  (Creepy, but I’m still not over the pig) 
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
  (Don’t try this at home,maybe at work) 
• The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
  (”Honey, I’m home. What  the..?!”) 
• The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
  (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can  you imagine?) 
• The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
  (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 
• Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
  (I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity) 
• Butterflies taste with their feet
  (Something I always wanted to know.) 
• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
  (Hmmmmmm….) 
• Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
  (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) 
• Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
  (okay, so that would be a good thing) 
• A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
  (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) 
• An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
  ( Sounds like my ex-husband.) 
• Starfish have no brains
  (Ditto - ex-husband and a few people I know.) 
• Polar bears are left-handed.
  (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer) 
• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
  (What about that pig??)