Cougar Games - Can You Tell If She’s A Cougar
June 30th, 2008 by GiGiWhat do we know about cougars? First they’re older, second they’re always looking to catch a little tail with a younger man. Can you tell the difference between a celebrity who’s a cougar and one who’s not?
The question is - Can you tell the difference between a celebrity that’s a cougar and one who’s not?
Check out this cute little cougar game and see if you can tell the difference….
Who The Hell Would Sleep With Matthew Broderick
June 24th, 2008 by GiGi
Now I ask you anyone who would sleep with the nerd in this picture Matthew Broderick seems to have made an art out of looking like the guy we all teased in High School.
It’s a well know fact that Sarah Jessica Parker has a love-hate relationship with the media. She’s been bitching about the raw deal the media has given her in recent months. Is it any wonder? What woman would appear in public with someone dressed like this?
SJP apparently was devastated when she was voted the Unsexiest Woman Alive by Maxim magazine. Someone should give her an award for marrying the nerdiest guy in Hollywood.
Who the hell dresses this man. I’d like to think that Matthew dresses himself and didn’t get any help from his award winning actress wife of 11 years.
He must be a good lay!
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Will The Real Queen Please Stand Up
June 21st, 2008 by GiGi
The British actress had turned down a dinner invitation previously in the aftermath of her Oscar triumph. . At the time, Dame Helen, 61, said she made “every effort” to make the date at Buckingham Palace but her filming schedule in the US was “impossible to change”.
But all was forgiven as she had tea with Queen Elizabeth II in the royal box at the Royal Ascot race meeting on Thursday. The pair spent nearly an hour chatting and enjoying English traditional cucumber sandwiches and cakes with their tea.
Why Not Find A Special Someone To Have Tea With….. UK, British personals & dating
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Can I Smack Martha Stewart
June 21st, 2008 by GiGi
These are some of the reasons why I hate Martha Stewart:
- she doesn’t order take out pizza and has ordered it only once.
- she doesn’t own a microwave
- she obviously owns too many gardening tools
- she makes her own Christmas gifts -”Last year, I made amazing silk-lined scarves for everyone” (What happened to picking up a little something at WalMart?)
- she says her most glamorous friends are “interested in stain removal, how
to iron a monogram, and how to fold a towel.” (My friends are interested in the corns on their feet, how to do away with the iron and finding a towel that’s not stained with hair dye.) - she lets the world think she’s America’s No. 1 WASP (She’s actually Catholic and Polish)
- Martha attendedGoogle’s National Sales Conference recently and proceeded to have founders, Sergey Brin and Larry Page, to help her make a batch of Cherry Mojitos. (Is business down for Google that they need to bring in the Queen of Domesticity to entertain their troops?)
- she was named one of America’s 25 most influential people by Time magazine. (The quality of the list is in question since they once named Rosie O’Donnell)
As the great one once said herself:
You know, in China they say, ‘The thinner the chopsticks, the higher the social status.’ Of course, I got the thinnest I could find…..that’s why people hate me.
On second thought rather than slap her across her snooty little face, I’d like to give her a kick in the ass.
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A New Look For A New Relationship
June 15th, 2008 by GiGiIf you’re thinking about a new relationship, especially may to december romance with a younger man, it’s time you started to get out there and feel young. Unfortunately as we get older, our instinct for knowing what suits suits us all too often gets lost
You know those expensive beautiful dresses that you bought 15 years ago, they may still fit (go girl!) and everyone knows that a expensive, classic outfit will last for years, however it’s time you bought some trendy upscale clothes that shows the “new you”. Behaving younger just won’t cut it.
Many of us tend to get stuck with the last look that we really understood and go on working it. We feel comfortable with the look, it hides our body flaws and though not at the height of fashion refuse to move out of the 80’s or 90’s.
Let’s face it, smocks, vest tops, neon colors and skinny jeans may be all the rage, but they probably should not be in your wardrobe. Your goal here is to give the world the impression that you’re a sophisticated woman. Dress like one.
Younger, trendy clothes doesn’t mean you’re looking for the same look as those hard bodied teens who insist on showing the world their navels. What is possibly more pitiful is middle-aged woman trying to remain young by wearing what the “kids” are wearing. What you don’t realize is that what they are really doing is pointing out, quite visibly, that you aren’t a kid any more. Trying to look 20 when you’re 45 will make you the butt of jokes, but there’s no reason that you can’t chop 10 years off your look with a fashion statement.
You also need to forget the idea that it’s okay to wear certain things when you’re a certain age. When I was 30 I didn’t have to read a fashion magazine to know what I wanted to wear: But most of us over 50 and over 40 as well, find this instinct fades as we age and takes with it that confidence that seems to be in the possession of younger women as they sashay into the room just knowing they’ve got it right.
Take those classic rags and donate them to Goodwill. You’re going to be amazed at just how young you’ll feel in a new outfit.
Lastly, if you really want to look younger, invest in a hairstyle overhaul. Modernizing that reliable haircut you’ve had for a while will take more years off you than a miniskirt. And you’ll keep your self-respect, too.
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Is Ann Coulter A Man
June 6th, 2008 by GiGi
Every now and then you run across a blog with the same sentiments as you. I couldn’t pass up this opportunity. The blog itself is at present a little bare, but hopefully they’ll get on the band wagon.
Another Ann Coulter non fan
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Geena Davis An Amazing Cougar
June 6th, 2008 by GiGi
She may be one of our favorite cougars, but she’s picked her boytoy with better precision that she has her movies. Forget the fact that Geena Davis hasn’t had a big screen Hollywood hit in some time. Her last hits were in 1991 and 1992 for Thelma and Louise[tag] and [tag]A League Of Their Own. Her Oscar winning performance in The Accidental Tourist (1988) just isn’t carrying much weight these days.
Not only does she appear to have a knack for picking the wrong pictures to showcase her talents, prior to her 4th marriage to Dr. Reza Jarrahy, who’s 15 years her junior, she’s struck out in the marriage department with Jeff Goldblum, (Transylvania 6-5000, The Fly and Earth Girls Are Easy) Richard Emmolo and and Renny Harlin (Cutthroat Island and The Long Kiss Goodnight).
In television she was off to a rocky start with her short-lived sitcom The Geena Davis Show. But this show was the forerunner for better things to come as she guest-starred as Grace Adler’s sister Janet on the NBC sitcom Will & Grace in 2004.
Finally the viewers sat up and took notice as she starred in the ABC television series Commander in Chief as the first female President of the United States. This role captured her a Golden Globe for Best Actress in a Drama Series in 2006. She also was nominated for a SAG Award for Outstanding Female Actor in a Drama Series and an Emmy Award.
Here’s hoping her newest venture “Exit 19, scheduled to premiere this fall, will give us another round of awards.
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Gabriel Aubrey Is My Boy Toy Of The Year
May 30th, 2008 by GiGi
He has modeled for Tommy Hilfiger, Versace, Calvin Klein and Next; and achieved supermodel status after modeling for Hugo Boss. He has a pay rate of $30,000 a day. He is signed to Beatrice Model Agency in Milan, Italy, and Wilhelmina Models in New York City. He has recently appeared in a Macy’s commercial in early 2008
Halle gave birth to their daughter, Nahla Ariela Aubry, on March 16, 2008 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
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Challenges In Dating A Younger Man
May 22nd, 2008 by GiGi
The hypocrisy of our society seems to congratulate older men when they find themselves escorting a young attractive women. A recent interview showed an over 50 gentlemen who’s criteria for dating was to find a women approximately half his age and to add 5 years. When he does, his contemporaries are envious of his “catch”. If an older woman comes up with the same senario, the couple is often met with ridicule.
If you’re an older woman in a relationship with a younger man, you need to take a look at just where his priorities lay.
In many cases, mature women are finding that their young men prefer to keep the affair to themselves. If you haven’t met any of his friends, he’s having trouble reconciling the relationship. If you’ve met his friends but not his family, you can be sure he’s somewhat embarrassed by the relationship. After all if he’s so satisfied with your relationship, why doesn’t he have the balls to tell his friends and parents and introduce you to them with pride.
Society may be changing, and while younger men are finding love with mature women, we are dealing with a senario that has been considered scandalous and taboo in society.
Our young lovers are just that - young lovers. In many cases they are immature and heaven forbid, still living at home with the parents. You need to take a close look at how he’s adjusting to falling in love with an older woman. You may need to step up to the plate and guide him through the process.
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A Letter From Martha Stewart
May 22nd, 2008 by GiGiA little humor about our beloved Martha Stewart - one of the babes we love to hate….
Monday, 9:00 a.m.
Hi Loretta,
This perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to. Since it snowed last night, I got up early and made a sled with old barn wood and a glue gun. I hand painted it in gold leaf, got out my loom, and made a blanket in peaches and mauves. Then to make the sled complete, I made a white horse to pull it from DNA that I just had sitting around in my craft room.
By then, it was time to start making the place mats and napkins for my 20 breakfast guests. I’m serving the old standard Stewart twelve-course breakfast, but I’ll let you in on a little secret: I didn’t have time to make the table and chairs this morning, so I used the ones I had on hand.
Before I moved the table into the dining room, I decided to add just a touch of the holidays. So, I repainted the room in pinks and stenciled gold stars on the ceiling. Then, while the homemade bread was rising, I took antique candle moulds and made the dishes (exactly the same shade of pink) to use for breakfast. These were made from Hungarian clay, which you can get in almost any Hungarian craft store.
Well, I must run. I need to finish the buttonholes on the dress I’m wearing for breakfast. I’ll get out the sled and drive this note to the post office as soon as the glue dries on the envelope I’ll be making. Hope my breakfast guests don’t stay too long — I have 40,000 cranberries to string with bay leaves before my speaking engagement at noon. It’s a good thing.
Love,
Martha Stewart
P. S. When I made the ribbon for this typewriter, I used 1/8-inch gold guaze. I soaked the guaze in a mixture of white grapes and blackberries which I grew, picked, and crushed last week just for fun.
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